The www.Dont-Be-A-Hero.com website was hacked by "Unanimous" last night so we are now going to post everything on this blog. We decided to not get involved in bringing www.dont-be-a-hero.com back online so it it may never be back. Not having a website never stopped us from not getting involved before and it surely won't now!
So for our first post...
There are a few specific keys to not getting involved that I'd like to point out today.
1. Physical avoidance
Whenever an old woman falls down, or someone is getting stabbed by a lover we often listen to our instincts and get involved. If you've gotten involved by say, rushing into a burning building to save a child then you know why this is a bad idea but you're probably not alive to tell us.
So, the first thing to do is avoid getting involved physically. Walk away from the burning building. If someone is reaching out for help, but there's no room to go away from them, you must try to keep holding your hands and arms as far back as possible.
2. Making excuses
Another key to avoiding getting involved is to actually make something up. If someone asks you for spare change, you must make up an excuse on the fly, such as "I don't carry cash" or "I just spent my last dime on gas".
If your friends tell you to eat non-GMO, you say "I can't afford it".
If some jerk insultingly asks you to perform fellatio on them, you must reply with something like "Thanks, but I'm allergic to goat feces." or "I left my electron microscope at home", or "If I did that your brother would get jealous."
Until next time, stay out of it!
